This is a threat I had taken to heart, as the upstanding friend and gentleman I am I followed Kate’s wish and allowed thingskatedoes to die a slow death. That is until today. Today me and Joseph were bored so we decided to go and wind Kate up (this is not out of the ordinary). After eventually gaining access to her bedroom, a particularly violent Kate attempted to beat Joe while I stood on trying to keep an air of maturity in the house at such a late time. I noticed a box of chocolates at the back of Kate’s room. “Oooh giz a chocolate and I’ll bugger off” I exclaimed. Kate, an avid lover of chocolate, would never share her chocolate I was thinking. But no, she gave us the full box. Lulled into a false sense of security we went away and split the chocolates down the middle. The chocolates. The worst. Chocolates. Ever. I basically had to down two pints of milk to get the taste out of my mouth. So I believe since Kate used chocolate to be a total demon it’s only fair that I begin to document her every move again. Since this is her homepage thanks to Joe it’s only a matter of time before she notices. All the best Kate, this is war.